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Hear this on chirbit

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Written for:

Magpie Tales – Mag 120

Also posted on:

Funny Bunny Fridays Week 11: Let Go, Relaxing Your Soul!

Also posted on:

F is for…FUN…

Posted for:

OpenLinkNight~Week 58

The Undomestic Mommy

Image credit: Klaus Enrique

behold no evil


No Evil by Maude McDonald ©

behold no evil

overconfidence
strictly prohibited acts
revolting habits
contumeliious rudeness
count each monkey eye:
regard no abominations
behold no evil
emmunciate no offense
better commandments

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Written for:

Poetic Form Week 6: WAKA (A Repost)

Photo Credit: MDM Art – Fine Art by Maude McDonald

Bill Limerick


Fake Money

Bill Limerick

A “lady” was upset by a bill
some John gave to pay for a thrill.
He had forced her to take
what was clearly a fake
now he speaks with a high girly shrill.

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Written for: Limerick-Off Monday  Limerick  –  Bill
Also posted on:

Funny Bunny Fridays Week 6: January 6-15, 2012

Fake Money Part Two

Four Spirit Senryu


Angle Sky

Four Spirit Senryu

it’s not how you dress
recognize your inner self
push the envelope

souls that met by chance
kindred spirits tied by night
random encounters

body in stillness
hovering spirit above
constant loneliness

only knowing love
fasinating spirit guides
lead us through life

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Written for:

Sensational Haiku Wednesday

This week’s theme is: Spirit

Also posted on:

Poetic Forms : HAIKU (Week 4, A Repost)

Photo Credit: Angel Sky Unlimited

Messy Baby In Car Seat Limerick


Messy Baby In Car Seat

Messy Baby In Car Seat Limerick

A large baby attempting to eat
While strapped into a restraining seat
Got into a mood
And threw all her food
Now the van’s rear is topped with a sheet.

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Written for: Limerick-Off Monday  “edible”

Also posted on:

Purple Treehouse

Funny Bunny Fridays Week 5 December 2

Photo Credit:

Do You Know How to Do It? - Mom of Multiples Blog

Orion’s Armament


Orionurania

Orion’s Armament

bistoury hidden in
baldric of tanned cow leather.
malchus sharpend deftly by
acutiator. always
armisonant; on his heels.
roundhead most efficacious.
sword positioned at his hip.

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Written for:

Imaginary Gardens

 Mini-Challenge for Sunday – It’s written in the stars…

Also Posted on: PurpleTreehouse Poetic Forms Week 6: Back to Basics

Where we were asked to write “Stellar Verse” specifically about the constellation ORION. The simplest for of Orion consists of seven stars (without the Hunter’s shield and club.) The poem had to be 7 lines which had to begin with the initial letter of the names of the 7 stars working in sequence from the celestial zenith, ie, B, B, M, A, A, R, S and each line in the “pure” form of the Orion, must have seven syllables, but flexibility is allowed. There is no set rhyme scheme.

The actual names of the stars from which the letter sequence above has been generated are: Betelgeuse, Bellatrix, Mintaka, Alnilam, Alnitak, Rigel, Saiph.

Since Orion is a hunter/warrior, I chose weapon words, some of which you might not understand (I didn’t know over half of these) so I am giving you the definitions:
acutiator – person in the Middle Ages who attended armies and knights to sharpen their instruments of war

armisonant – rustling in arms; resounding with arms

baldric – belt worn over one shoulder that is typically used to carry a sword

bistoury – surgical instrument for making incisions

malchus – short sword with a broad tapering blade

roundhead – weapon used as a club

Disgruntled Customer Limerick


Bank Tube

Disgruntled Customer Limerick

There once was a man from France,
who could not transact his finance.
That contemptible boob
pissed in the bank tube,
then was charged for public nuisance.

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Posted For:  Funny Bunny Fridays Week 4

I got the idea and photo from a story: Cops: Disgruntled Customer Urinated in Bank Tube

Also posted on:

D is for something different

Also posted on:

Wordless Wednesday by David

 

Fire-Fighter Limerick


Body Heat Poster

Fire-Fighter Limerick

Some fire-fighters who loved to watch porn
Rallied  on an idea that’s now still-born.
They set up their truck
So porn stars could f__k.
Now they suffer the department’s full scorn.

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This was posted for The Purple Treehouse Poetic Forms, Week #3 – Limerick

The photo credit goes to

http://cf1.imgobject.com/posters/20e/4ca746735e73d643f000020e/body-heat-original.jpg

I got the idea from a story: L.A. firefighters in hot water over fire trucks in porn movies

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