Yoga Teacher Limerick

Scorpion on downward facing dog

Yoga Teacher Limerick

the yoga teacher was planning to wed
a bridegroom built like a thoroughbred
he wanted to dance
but she went into a trance
then did downward facing dog on his head


Written for:

Mad Kane's Limerick-Offs

Quest Limerick (Limerick-Off Monday)

Also posted on:

Y ask Y?…. Y Not ask Y Not?

Image from © 2012 sugar inc.

About zongrik

For those of you who do not know the handle "zongrik," that would be Bat-Ami Gordin. Most people call me "Tammy." Bat-Ami means "daughter of my nation" in Hebrew. It's a heavy name to carry around. I answer to either name. I also answer to "mama." Some Basic Things about me: Animal lover, mom, poet/writer, dramatic soprano, photographer, teacher/tutor, CERT/Technician and, oh yeah, aerospace engineer. I consider myself "The Astro-Poet." To learn more about the origins of the word "zongrik" see whats-a-zongrik?

Posted on May 26, 2012, in ABC wednesday, Limerick-Off Monday, Poetry and tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 19 Comments.

  1. That is hilarious!!!!!!! 🙂

  2. Really funny one 🙂 🙂

  3. I’ve always loved a good limerick, and that it is!

  4. love this!!! and what an incredible partners yoga position this is!!

  5. Love it! Hate those yoga show-offs!

  6. thats great!!! cool pic too.

  7. so was that a deal breaker?

    ROG, ABC Wednesday team

  8. What fun. Great limerick for the letter Y. Carver, ABC Wed. Team

  9. I don’t know much about yoga, but I know this is funny, I don’t care who you are.

  10. Tammy, I loved the limerick. As for the picture, it looks like some guy’s Tantric fantasy!! Cool. Amy

  11. snort snicker !! :)))))) YES I like this !!

    PhenoMenon, ABCW Team

  12. Terrific limerick. Gave me a good giggle.

  13. Wow, talking about flexibility.

    Y is for…
    Rose, ABC Wednesday Team

  14. Ouch, I can feel my muscles creaking at the sight of the scorpion.

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