Gripping Girdle Limerick
Woman Contortionist Tying Her Corset
Gripping Girdle Limerick
A woman was attempting to tie
as she twisted her torso and thigh.
All guys who are straight
long to take her on a date
because she’s so nimble and spry.
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Written for:
Limerick Tie (Limerick-Off Monday)
Image from Freaking News – Funny Tied Pictures
Posted on February 9, 2013, in Limerick-Off Monday, Poetry and tagged chirbit, Contests, contortionist humor, contortionist limerick, contortionist verse, girdle humor, girdle limerick, girdle verse, hot contortionist, lewd contortionist, Limerick, Limerick & Haiku Prompts, Limerick Contest, Limerick Writing Contest, Limerick-Offs, Limericks, Poetry & Prompts, Poetry Contest., sexy contortionist, skanky contortionist, wild contortionist, Writing Prompts. Bookmark the permalink. 10 Comments.
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ZONGRIK 
LOL! A fitting limerick for a wild photo. 🙂 Thanks!
Love it…I can imagine she would have the fellows standing in line for a date.
Ha. I used to do contortions! (I did yoga for many many years and still some but not as extremely..) Not quite like this and not for a line of guys! Very clever. k.
Great pic and really nice twisting write,you read it so well!..
Great limerick! Very clever to compose this photo ! It reminds me of Picasso!
Wil, ABCW Team.
love the photo – freaked me out certainly.. though like your clever limerick says, i know there will be many guys not freaked out..:)
Eeuw! But your limerick I like.
That in’ightss perfect for what I need. Thanks!
Weird but handy. A very spry limerick.
Joy – ABC Team
I cant even imagine this.