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Cup with Darjeeling Tea

Snob Limerick

A Bachelor who had a degree
Was a snob you could plainly see.
Girls found him egocentric
when he played the eccentric,
and sipped only Darjeeling Tea.

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Written for: Limerick-Off Monday  Limerick  –  Degree

Image Credit: Bat-Ami Gordin  © 2012 all rights reserved, credit if you use it, please. If interested in vector graphics form, please contact me.

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A Plateful Of Limericks


A Plateful Of Limericks

A man with a very full plate
did not know the current tax rate.
When he saw his new bracket,
he made quite a racket
and filed his 1040 quite late.

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Written for: Limerick-Off Monday  Limerick  –  Plate

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