Trash Bin Drunk Limerick

Drunk Multi Tasking

A gal who was partial to gin
woke up in the local prison
her whole demeanor stank
sitting in the drunk tank –
with her head trapped in the trash bin.

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Written for:

Ginning Up Limericks (Limerick-Off Monday)

Photo Credit:  hymie_no1

Bill Limerick

Fake Money

A “lady” was upset by a bill
some John gave to pay for a thrill.
He had forced her to take
what was clearly a fake
now he speaks with a high girly shrill.

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Written for: Limerick-Off Monday  Limerick  –  Bill
Also posted on:

Funny Bunny Fridays Week 6: January 6-15, 2012

Fake Money Part Two

Messy Baby In Car Seat Limerick

Messy Baby In Car Seat

A large baby attempting to eat
While strapped into a restraining seat
Got into a mood
And threw all her food
Now the van’s rear is topped with a sheet.

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Written for: Limerick-Off Monday  “edible”

Also posted on:

Purple Treehouse

Funny Bunny Fridays Week 5 December 2

Photo Credit:

Do You Know How to Do It? – Mom of Multiples Blog