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Drunken Driving Limerick


Most intoxicated drivers have a false sense of security, since alcohol eliminates people’s inhibitions, they never think they will cause an accident or actually be arrested. Many don’t even realize they are drunk when they get behind the wheel; it takes just a few drinks to push someone over the legal limit.

Most intoxicated drivers have a false sense of security, since alcohol eliminates people’s inhibitions, they never think they will cause an accident or actually be arrested. Many don’t even realize they are drunk when they get behind the wheel; it takes just a few drinks to push someone over the legal limit.

Drunken Driving Limerick

Drunken driving will always impair
your perception of getting here or there.
It’s a big hullabaloo,
when a policeman stops you,
and you act like you’re walking on air.

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Mad Kane's Limerick-Offs

The Role Of Limericks (Limerick-Off Monday)

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Egg Roll Limerick


Egg Roll

Egg Roll

Egg Roll Limerick

When choosing to eat an egg roll
consider the calorie toll.
11 grams of fat —
just think about that!
if you must limit bad Cholesterol.

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Mad Kane's Limerick-Offs

The Role Of Limericks (Limerick-Off Monday)

Image Credit: Bat-Ami Gordin  © 2013 all rights reserved, credit if you use it, please.

Gripping Girdle Limerick


Woman Contortionist Tying Her Corset

Gripping Girdle Limerick

A woman was attempting to tie
as she twisted her torso and thigh.
All guys who are straight
long to take her on a date
because she’s so nimble and spry.

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Mad Kane's Limerick-Offs

Limerick Tie (Limerick-Off Monday)

Image from Freaking News –   Funny Tied Pictures

Sleeping Judge Limerick


Judge Yevgeny Makhno of Blagoveshchensk City Court in Russia’s Far East was forced to resign Friday for obviously falling asleep several times while trying a businessman on charges of fraud.

Sleeping Judge Limerick

A magistrate was recently canned
as the defense was taking a stand.
In a former slave state
with a high conviction rate
judges shouldn’t take naps that aren’t planned!

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Mad Kane's Limerick-Offs

Canned Limerick (Limerick-Off Monday)

Image from KyivPost

Cinderella Limerick


Prince Contemplating What to Do Next Regarding Glass Slipper

Cinderella Limerick

A prince stepped out into the hall.
he was leaving a very big ball.
He carried her slipper
that fell when he tripped her.
To return it, he must not forestall.

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Mad Kane's Limerick-Offs

Crowing About Limericks (Limerick-Off Monday)

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Wordless Wednesday by David

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Poetics – Modern Day Mythology

Image from Cinderilla or The Little Glass Slipper

Treasurer Limerick


Treasurer Limerick

The Treasurer had to eat crow
when he did not have enough dough
he tried to cut spending
excess borrowing and lending
but the economy just wouldn’t grow.

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Mad Kane's Limerick-Offs

Crowing About Limericks (Limerick-Off Monday)

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Open Link Night ~ Week 79

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Wordless Wednesday by David

Image from Econfix

Dogs in Casinos Limerick


Phyllis Pette, of New York, hugs her dog, Baci, a 10-year-old Maltese, while near the slot machines inside the Showboat Casino Hotel in Atlantic City. The casino becomes the first in Atlantic City to allow hotel customers to bring their dogs.

Dogs in Casinos Limerick

A woman was shooting the breeze
Playing at the casino with much ease
She pulled at Jim Blake’s
And entered sev’ral sweepstakes
While holding her cute little loving Maltese.

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Mad Kane's Limerick-Offs

Quest Limerick (Limerick-Off Monday)

Image from Showboat becomes first Atlantic City casino to adopt a pet-friendly attitude

Yoga Teacher Limerick


Scorpion on downward facing dog

Yoga Teacher Limerick

the yoga teacher was planning to wed
a bridegroom built like a thoroughbred
he wanted to dance
but she went into a trance
then did downward facing dog on his head

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Mad Kane's Limerick-Offs

Quest Limerick (Limerick-Off Monday)

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Y ask Y?…. Y Not ask Y Not?

Image from © 2012 sugar inc.

Tanorexic Limerick


Patricia Krentcil – “Tan Mom”

Tanorexic Limerick

a young daughter was taken to tan
at a salon with a monthly pay plan
as the girl took her turn
she sustained quite a burn
now mom could spend time in the state can

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Mad Kane's Limerick-Offs

Quest Limerick (Limerick-Off Monday)

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T is for……..

Image from © 2012 HLNtv.com Turner Broadcasting System, Inc. All Right Reserved.

The Return of Michael Eisner Limerick


Michael Eisner, Mickey and Minnie

The Return of Michael Eisner Limerick

Mike Eisner stepped on powerful toes
when at Disney his aggression rose.
He broadened their scope;
gave animation new hope.
Now betrayed, he’ll revenge them and those.

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Mad Kane's Limerick-Offs

Quest Limerick (Limerick-Off Monday)

Image from JIM HILL Media