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stripper limerick
stripper limerick
a city that wasn’t uptight
had strippers just dancing all night
one danced with a pole
revealing her mole
’cause her g-string was on way too tight.
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Written for:
Uptight Limerick (Limerick-Off Monday)
Image from Adam Jay_photography__uk
brooding mare limerick
brooding mare limerick
a mare I owned tended to brood
whenever she had to get shooed
she kicked, bucked and fussed
the farrier just cussed
as she trotted to eat up her food
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Written for:
Brood Limerick (Limerick-Off Monday)
Written for:
FormForAll – How To Write A Limerick
Image from Thowra_uk
Shrill Limerick
Shrill Limerick
a rock band was terribly shrill
providing their fans a big thrill
the lead guitarist was drowned
by a strange distorted sound
they were using a stanley hand drill
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Written for:
Shrill Limerick (Limerick-Off Monday)
Photo Credit: Paul Stanley
Trash Bin Drunk Limerick
Trash Bin Drunk Limerick
A gal who was partial to gin
woke up in the local prison
her whole demeanor stank
sitting in the drunk tank –
with her head trapped in the trash bin.
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Written for:
Ginning Up Limericks (Limerick-Off Monday)
Photo Credit: hymie_no1
Snob Limerick
- Cup with Darjeeling Tea
Snob Limerick
A Bachelor who had a degree
Was a snob you could plainly see.
Girls found him egocentric
when he played the eccentric,
and sipped only Darjeeling Tea.
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Written for: Limerick-Off Monday Limerick – Degree
Image Credit: Bat-Ami Gordin © 2012 all rights reserved, credit if you use it, please. If interested in vector graphics form, please contact me.
Conductor Limerick
Conductor Limerick
A conductor was trying to lead
his orchestra at maximum speed
all the fiddlers kept trying
’til they found themselves crying
when their fingers would not stop to bleed.
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Written for: Limerick-Off Monday Leading With Limericks
Also posted on:
Photo Credit: Flux Capacitor
A Plateful Of Limericks
A Plateful Of Limericks
A man with a very full plate
did not know the current tax rate.
When he saw his new bracket,
he made quite a racket
and filed his 1040 quite late.
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Written for: Limerick-Off Monday Limerick – Plate
Photo Credit: cartoonstock
Gangsta Limerick
Gangsta Limerick
A gangsta attempted’ to hide
The dirt he refused to provide
The cops tried to probe
Into his frontal lobe
But they couldn’t get through his darn pride
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Hear this
on chirbit
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Written for: Limerick-Off Monday Limerick – Bill
Also posted on:
G is for Go Green
Photo Credit: artloversnewyork
Bill Limerick
Bill Limerick
A “lady” was upset by a bill
some John gave to pay for a thrill.
He had forced her to take
what was clearly a fake
now he speaks with a high girly shrill.
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Written for: Limerick-Off Monday Limerick – Bill
Also posted on:
Funny Bunny Fridays Week 6: January 6-15, 2012
Fake Money Part Two