Upside Down Flying Limerick

Open Cockpit Stunt Plane, Over the Stunning Abel Tasman National Park Coastline

At altitude that’s a little too high,
John flew upside down in the sky.
When the turbulence started,
He accidentally farted
“The dog did it,” said the pilot wise guy.

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Hear this on Sound Cloud

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Photo Credit:   The Abel Tasman

stripper limerick

POLE PHOTOGRAPHY AUSTRALIA – MINDI BURJI

stripper limerick

a city that wasn’t uptight
had strippers just dancing all night
one danced with a pole
revealing her mole
’cause her g-string was on way too tight.

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Written for:

Uptight Limerick (Limerick-Off Monday)

Image from Adam Jay_photography__uk

brooding mare limerick

Horse Bucking

a mare I owned tended to brood
whenever she had to get shooed
she kicked, bucked and fussed
the farrier just cussed
as she trotted to eat up her food

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Written for:

Brood Limerick (Limerick-Off Monday)

Written for:

FormForAll – How To Write A Limerick

Image from Thowra_uk

Shrill Limerick

Paul Stanley of Kiss

a rock band was terribly shrill
providing their fans a big thrill
the lead guitarist was drowned
by a strange distorted sound
they were using a stanley hand drill

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Written for:

Shrill Limerick (Limerick-Off Monday)

Photo Credit:  Paul Stanley

Trash Bin Drunk Limerick

Drunk Multi Tasking

A gal who was partial to gin
woke up in the local prison
her whole demeanor stank
sitting in the drunk tank –
with her head trapped in the trash bin.

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Written for:

Ginning Up Limericks (Limerick-Off Monday)

Photo Credit:  hymie_no1

Snob Limerick

Cup with Darjeeling Tea

Snob Limerick

A Bachelor who had a degree
Was a snob you could plainly see.
Girls found him egocentric
when he played the eccentric,
and sipped only Darjeeling Tea.

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Written for: Limerick-Off Monday  Limerick  –  Degree

Image Credit: Bat-Ami Gordin  © 2012 all rights reserved, credit if you use it, please. If interested in vector graphics form, please contact me.

Conductor Limerick

Chrles Dutoit conducting Philadelphia Orchestra

Conductor Limerick

A conductor was trying to lead
his orchestra at maximum speed
all the fiddlers kept trying
’til they found themselves crying
when their fingers would not stop to bleed.

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Written for: Limerick-Off Monday  Leading With Limericks

Also posted on:

C is for…… Chubskulit…

Photo Credit: Flux Capacitor

A Plateful Of Limericks

A Plateful Of Limericks

A man with a very full plate
did not know the current tax rate.
When he saw his new bracket,
he made quite a racket
and filed his 1040 quite late.

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Written for: Limerick-Off Monday  Limerick  –  Plate

Photo Credit: cartoonstock

Gangsta Limerick

The Interrogation Room

A gangsta attempted’ to hide
The dirt he refused to provide
The cops tried to probe
Into his frontal lobe
But they couldn’t get through his darn pride

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Hear this on chirbit

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Written for: Limerick-Off Monday  Limerick  –  Bill

Also posted on:

G is for Go Green

Photo Credit: artloversnewyork

Bill Limerick

Fake Money

A “lady” was upset by a bill
some John gave to pay for a thrill.
He had forced her to take
what was clearly a fake
now he speaks with a high girly shrill.

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Written for: Limerick-Off Monday  Limerick  –  Bill
Also posted on:

Funny Bunny Fridays Week 6: January 6-15, 2012

Fake Money Part Two