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Upside Down Flying Limerick


Open Cockpit Stunt Plane, over the stunning Abel Tasman National Park Coastline

Open Cockpit Stunt Plane, Over the Stunning Abel Tasman National Park Coastline

Upside Down Flying Limerick

At altitude that’s a little too high,
John flew upside down in the sky.
When the turbulence started,
He accidentally farted
“The dog did it,” said the pilot wise guy.

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Hear this on Sound Cloud

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Photo Credit:   The Abel Tasman

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stripper limerick


POLE PHOTOGRAPHY AUSTRALIA – MINDI BURJI

stripper limerick

a city that wasn’t uptight
had strippers just dancing all night
one danced with a pole
revealing her mole
’cause her g-string was on way too tight.

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Written for:

Mad Kane's Limerick-Offs

Uptight Limerick (Limerick-Off Monday)

Image from Adam Jay_photography__uk

brooding mare limerick


Horse Bucking

brooding mare limerick

a mare I owned tended to brood
whenever she had to get shooed
she kicked, bucked and fussed
the farrier just cussed
as she trotted to eat up her food

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Written for:

Mad Kane's Limerick-Offs

Brood Limerick (Limerick-Off Monday)

Written for:

FormForAll – How To Write A Limerick

Image from Thowra_uk

Shrill Limerick


Paul Stanley of Kiss

Shrill Limerick

a rock band was terribly shrill
providing their fans a big thrill
the lead guitarist was drowned
by a strange distorted sound
they were using a stanley hand drill

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Written for:

Mad Kane's Limerick-Offs

Shrill Limerick (Limerick-Off Monday)

Photo Credit:  Paul Stanley

Trash Bin Drunk Limerick


Drunk Multi Tasking

Trash Bin Drunk Limerick

A gal who was partial to gin
woke up in the local prison
her whole demeanor stank
sitting in the drunk tank –
with her head trapped in the trash bin.

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Written for:

Mad Kane's Limerick-Offs

Ginning Up Limericks (Limerick-Off Monday)

Photo Credit:  hymie_no1

Snob Limerick


Cup with Darjeeling Tea

Snob Limerick

A Bachelor who had a degree
Was a snob you could plainly see.
Girls found him egocentric
when he played the eccentric,
and sipped only Darjeeling Tea.

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Written for: Limerick-Off Monday  Limerick  –  Degree

Image Credit: Bat-Ami Gordin  © 2012 all rights reserved, credit if you use it, please. If interested in vector graphics form, please contact me.

Conductor Limerick


Chrles Dutoit conducting Philadelphia Orchestra

Conductor Limerick

A conductor was trying to lead
his orchestra at maximum speed
all the fiddlers kept trying
’til they found themselves crying
when their fingers would not stop to bleed.

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Written for: Limerick-Off Monday  Leading With Limericks

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C is for…… Chubskulit…

Photo Credit: Flux Capacitor

A Plateful Of Limericks


A Plateful Of Limericks

A man with a very full plate
did not know the current tax rate.
When he saw his new bracket,
he made quite a racket
and filed his 1040 quite late.

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Written for: Limerick-Off Monday  Limerick  –  Plate

Photo Credit: cartoonstock

Gangsta Limerick


The Interrogation Room

Gangsta Limerick

A gangsta attempted’ to hide
The dirt he refused to provide
The cops tried to probe
Into his frontal lobe
But they couldn’t get through his darn pride

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Hear this on chirbit

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Written for: Limerick-Off Monday  Limerick  –  Bill

Also posted on:

G is for Go Green

Photo Credit: artloversnewyork

Bill Limerick


Fake Money

Bill Limerick

A “lady” was upset by a bill
some John gave to pay for a thrill.
He had forced her to take
what was clearly a fake
now he speaks with a high girly shrill.

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Written for: Limerick-Off Monday  Limerick  –  Bill
Also posted on:

Funny Bunny Fridays Week 6: January 6-15, 2012

Fake Money Part Two