high tech toilet power
- Toilet Paper Roll
high tech toilet power
pressure converging, principally guided,
goal driven, performance tested,
bacteria-less, cleansing,
toilet of the future.
harness the power.
siphon, release, wash, flush.
mega-pressure nozzles —
overshadow rim holes.
highly efficient, comfortable.
designed for emissions and decour.
environmentally friendly
spatially contiguous to Uranus.
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Poetics– Bathroom poetry
Claudia schönfeld prompts us to “Write a bathroom poem and post it to your blog.”
Image Credit: Bat-Ami Gordin © 2013 all rights reserved, credit if you use it, please.
Posted on June 2, 2013, in Uncategorized and tagged bathroom humor, bathroom poetry, bathroom verse, dVerse Poets Pub, dversepoets, flush poetry, flush verse, high efficiency toilets, online poetry, poetics, Poetry & Prompts, Poetry Blogroll, poetry forms, poetry prompt, poetry sharing, sound cloud, toilet humor, toilet paper art, toilets, writing prompt. Bookmark the permalink. 25 Comments.
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ZONGRIK 
haha…i am not sure i want my toilet to have high pressure nozzles…lol…hahaha…to uranus…lol…oy….what will they think up next eh? err…just give me a firm seat and i am fine…
Bwah ha–too good. That list line is a zinger. I love your scientific mind!
I especially enjoyed your reading, and I reckon if they invent this toilet, you could be their number 1 saleswoman (if you wanted the job that is) : )
Ha! Bwahahahahahahahaha to that last line! 😉
Hahaha! Brilliant! I can hardly wait!
I don’t know what Uranus has to do with it but I will stay away from that rhyme. A conventional loo will be fine:)
LOL!!! took me awhile to figure this out. you don’t know the AMERICAN pronunciation of Uranus, that’s what’s going on.
Hilarious and creative. Had me Rollin’.
Nice touch at the end, not sure I want to join such a high tech trend
that makes me so sad 😦
This is one I will would like to try, ha ~ Creative one Tammy ~
Chuckles! These may just be realities in no time! Nice thoughts Tammy!
Hank
Last line…ha ha. I’m not quite awake yet…was wondering why you were talking about the planets:)
Because Americans don’t pronounce it YOUR UGHH NUSSS, we pronounce it YOUR ANUS.
Very funny, Tammy. Have you seen a Japanese toilet? They are quite amazing. Fun poem. K.
A poetic comercial for what is to come.
Ha…sounds good to me!! Why not!
haha…science will rob us off our old, comfortable, bacteria covered toilets one day…lol..loved your fun take tammy
“spatially contiguous to Uranus.” Now that’s Feng Shui (sp?)
Funster! Love that last line..:))
Sounds like those japanese toilets ,, very funny with that last line.. Personally I prefer the classy old outhouse filled with old newspapers where you can spend a lot of time.. 🙂
ufff! very futuristic but the entire thing would become scary in sophistication! 🙂
Your poem is kewl ! unlike the pre-warmed seats high tech toilets are sure to possess, and you even managed to stop up the bowl with a large splash of potty humor, I guess I’ll go get the plunger !!
Loved it!
You’ve been quite lately. I hope everything’s okay!
funny,funny,funny