Yoga Teacher Limerick

May 26

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Scorpion on downward facing dog

Yoga Teacher Limerick

the yoga teacher was planning to wed
a bridegroom built like a thoroughbred
he wanted to dance
but she went into a trance
then did downward facing dog on his head

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Written for:

Mad Kane's Limerick-Offs

Quest Limerick (Limerick-Off Monday)

Also posted on:

Y ask Y?…. Y Not ask Y Not?

Image from © 2012 sugar inc.

About zongrik

For those of you who do not know the handle "zongrik," that would be Bat-Ami Gordin. Most people call me "Tammy." Bat-Ami means "daughter of my nation" in Hebrew. It's a heavy name to carry around. I answer to either name. I also answer to "mama." Some Basic Things about me: Animal lover, mom, poet/writer, dramatic soprano, photographer, teacher/tutor, CERT/Technician and, oh yeah, aerospace engineer. I consider myself "The Astro-Poet." To learn more about the origins of the word "zongrik" see whats-a-zongrik?

Posted on May 26, 2012, in ABC wednesday, Limerick-Off Monday, Poetry and tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 19 Comments.

  1. marousia | May 26, 2012 at 11:26 pm

    That is hilarious!!!!!!! 🙂

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  2. Abhra Pal | May 27, 2012 at 3:25 am

    Really funny one 🙂 🙂

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  3. DawnReeves Elliott | May 27, 2012 at 7:02 am

    I’ve always loved a good limerick, and that it is!

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  5. Stephanie | May 27, 2012 at 9:04 am

    love this!!! and what an incredible partners yoga position this is!!

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  6. lolamouse | May 27, 2012 at 4:45 pm

    Love it! Hate those yoga show-offs!

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  7. Brian | June 17, 2012 at 11:29 pm

    thats great!!! cool pic too.

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  9. Roger Green | July 3, 2012 at 3:31 pm

    so was that a deal breaker?

    ROG, ABC Wednesday team

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  10. Carver | July 3, 2012 at 5:51 pm

    What fun. Great limerick for the letter Y. Carver, ABC Wed. Team

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  11. hedgewitch | July 3, 2012 at 6:15 pm

    I don’t know much about yoga, but I know this is funny, I don’t care who you are.

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  12. Sharp Little Pencil | July 3, 2012 at 10:26 pm

    Tammy, I loved the limerick. As for the picture, it looks like some guy’s Tantric fantasy!! Cool. Amy

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  13. Pheno Menon | July 3, 2012 at 10:54 pm

    snort snicker !! :)))))) YES I like this !!

    PhenoMenon, ABCW Team

    http://capturedalive.wordpress.com/2012/07/03/choco-biscuits/

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  15. photowannabe | July 3, 2012 at 11:43 pm

    Terrific limerick. Gave me a good giggle.

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  16. Rose Cottrill | July 4, 2012 at 10:22 am

    Wow, talking about flexibility.

    Y is for…
    Rose, ABC Wednesday Team

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  17. Joy | July 4, 2012 at 12:27 pm

    Ouch, I can feel my muscles creaking at the sight of the scorpion.

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